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Lewis OfMan
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Lewis OfMan
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Lewis OfMan
Producer
Alex Gopher
Mastering Engineer
Bruno Ellingham
Mixing Engineer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Hey, it's Lewis OfMan here
Let me tell you a story about text messages
Urgh, like me, me and text messages
And I hate that shit, fucking hate it
Yeah
[Verse 2]
I send the lover text
I send the winner text
I send the whatever text
I send the loser text
I send the tricky text
I send the fuzzy text
I send the freaky text
I send the crazy text
[Verse 3]
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
[Verse 4]
Hey
I send the coffee text
I send the whiskey text
I send the moody text
I send the booty text
I send the logic text
I send the technologic text
I send the astrologic text
I never send the strategic text
[Verse 5]
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
[Verse 6]
Hey
Spinning, spinning around
I'm spinning, spinning around
I hate strategy
Yeah, fuck strategy
Spinning, spinning around
Keep spinning, spinning around
It's like a merry-go-round
Yeah, yeah
[Verse 7]
You know, I'm always the one
That says "I love you"
Too early
So all the girls run away
They run away
So I'm the one left up in the corner
This shit is dumb, man
Anyway
[Verse 8]
I send the disco text
I send the psycho text
I send the dildo text
I send the buffalo text
I send the cowboy text
I send the coward text
I send the maniac text
I send the Cadillac text
[Verse 9]
Yeah, spinning around
Keep, keep, keep spinning around
It's like a merry-go-round
Yeah, and what about you?
And what about you?
And what about you?
And what about you?
Come on
[Verse 10]
Too much text
Way too much text
Too much text
Man, way too much text
[Verse 11]
Man, what it takes
So much stress for a single text
But come on, don't be upset
You know what we do when it's not a success
[Verse 12]
Well, back to text
Or back to your ex
And if you got some sex?
Don't forget your Durex
Anyway
[Verse 13]
I send the sushi text
To get to the sexy text
I send the musical text
To get to the practical text
I send the scammer text
To get to the hammer text
I send the low-key text
Tryna get the KiKi text
I send the zero text
Which means that there's no text
I send the distant text
To get to the really close text
I send the dancey text
But then I send the drunky text
Yeah, man, I am stressed
I hope I won't send the edgy text
But what I sent was a goofy text
I guess I thought it was the coolest text
I could even say it was the funkiest text
But still, what I got was a silent text
Fucking silent text
The silent text
The worst ever text
The fucking silent text
[Verse 14]
Too much text
Way too much text
Too much text
Man, way too much text
Written by: Lewis OfMan