Can O' Pop

Honey, let me open up a can o’ pop

 I’m rusty like an old horseshoe

 I been workin’ on a engine in an old chop shop

 I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you

 Had a chance to meet my love in Opelousas

 But I ended up drunk in Albuquerque

 Tried to fill her head with a buncha lame excuses

 I think she knows I wanna do the herky-jerky

 Honey, let me open up a can o’ pop

 I’m rusty like an old horseshoe

 I been workin’ on a engine in an old chop shop

 I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you

 So I asked her to try to meet me out in Natchitoches

 But a monster chased me down in Choccolocco

 Then I jumped and sprained my ankle on a catfish

 Now she’s left me for some drummer she calls Paco

 Honey, let me open up a can o’ pop

 I’m rusty like an old horseshoe

 I been workin’ on a engine in an old chop shop

 I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you

 I left my Bordeaux at the chateau

 Left my chapeau down in Tupelo

 I lost my left eye from a crossbow

 And my wallet way up in Gatineau

 So after sayin’ what the heck

 I ended up in Quebec

 I passed out in the rain

 And ended up in a train

 From Montana to Savannah

 Woke up Louisiana

 Shouted a hosanna

 And I slipped on a banana

 Gave my girl a nod

 And said glory be to God

 Honey let me open up a can o’ pop

 I’m rusty like an old horseshoe

 I been workin’ on a engine in a old chop shop

 I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you

 So I finally talked her into goin’ to Kickapoo

 At the motel we did a little research

 Her father found out and his face turned blue

 Now we’re getting married over at the Catholic Church

 Honey let me open up a can o’ pop

 I’m rusty like an old horseshoe

 I been workin on a engine in an old chop shop

 I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you

 I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you

 I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you