Never Mind

You might see me walkin' round with a slight limp

Its not a 'G' thing, bruv, I've done my ankle in

A bit thrown like the dice in the I Ching

I'm not sleeping well, my head is tangalin'

I need an aspirin, bruv, I need a Saturday

A cup of tea to drink, possibly a Jaffa cake

Or just an evening alone without a manic day

It's been an age since I was chilled enough to masterb-

Baby, come here, I love you, you're my stinky tits

You can help me with my problem, come to think of it

Rinky dink, sugar plum, twinkle clit

I didn't mean stinky tits, sorry! Ive been a dick! Sorry! Sorry!

That was worse than dreadful

It's my stress levels, it's my work schedule

With my desk head full of words unsettled, unearthed

I'm dizzy, I'm inaffect, I'm ineffectual

But like

Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like

All that matters is you dance, 'cause its a very very short life

Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like

All that matters is you dance, 'cause its a very very short life

I move fast

All the flies on me are blue-arsed

Kipper turned pages till he got to the rude parts

Hit the kerbs naked with a sock on his do-das

It's a wonderful night for a moon dance!

Cherubims serenade us on a sketchily-tuned harp

Venus plays the bass strings strung between two stars

Jesus levitates on a fungus of blue hearts

And Sarah Palin's abducted in Utah (Pardon?)

I said welcome to the teradome

Never give acid to a man with a megaphone

He will get frantic and then he won't let it go

Have you ever seen a rapper's head explode? (Roll up)

And when the crowd dies, I hope that they've been entertained

And found it useful, like safety information on a train

'Cause to be truthful, I crave just a little taste of fame

But then it hit me: ego is a waste of brains

Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like

All that matters is you dance, 'cause its a very very short life

Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like

All that matters is you dance, 'cause its a very very short life

Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like

All that matters is you dance, 'cause its a very very short life

Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like

All that matters is you dance, 'cause its a very very short life

Never mind

It doesn't matter what you look like

All that matters is you dance

'Cause its a very very short life