Never Met a Man I Didn't Like

I never met a man I didn't like

Then I saw her at a barnyard show

Spanish soup to go

Watch out or it'll burn your hand

With the clarity to show you where to stand

And I never met a man I didn't like

Except those Spanish dudes on a good night

Say it again

In time I'll come to believe

Nervous mind is craving more

Like the stopped watch I bought at the store

I got a watch and it just shows me

Bout time I bought my own TV

On the way car decided to quit

Never saw such a piece of Jap shit

And I never met a man I didn't like

Except you my friend, on a good night

Say it again

In time I'll come to believe

Down on Kettner Boulevard

I called on my friend Gerard

Said 'Gerard, gimme two hundred bucks

It's been weeks since I've had a good fuck'

And I heard him and I knew he was bored

Put down the phone and thanked the lord

And I never met a man I didn't like

Except you my friend, on a good night

Say it again

In time I'll come to believe

Say it again

In time I'll come to believe it