Its been good to us, but this year she said she wants a real tree, Christmas
It's gonna be a real tree camo Christmas
Yea when daddy heard momma say real tree he thought she meant camouflage
So he went down to Bass Pro,
and came home with a truck load
Yea this real tree camo Christmas is like nothing, nothing you never saw
At first momma wasn't too amused,
She said its just your daddy, you know how he gets confused
And daddy tried to hide a smile and play dumb but in addition to everything he bought us,
he bought himself a bass boat, a bass finder, some bass rope, a duck decoy, a dear decoy, a crow decoy, a turkey decoy, a slingshot, a cross bow, a pair of sunglasses, some camouflage waders, 5 pounds of beef jerky, a smoke and a couple shot guns
It's a real tree, camo Christmas
Yea when daddy heard momma say real tree he thought she meant camouflage
So he went down to Bass Pro, and came home with a boat load
Yea this real tree camo Christmas is like nothing, nothing you never ever saw
Now that old plastic tree from Sears is shoved out in the corner behind the bass boat, out in the garage
While me and my little sisters and my brothers and cousins are posing for pictures on the patio
You can hardly see mom,
she's standing right there
Dressed head to toe in camouflage
She got a real tree, camo Christmas
Yea when daddy heard momma say real tree
he thought she meant camouflage
So he went down to Bass Pro,
and came home with a boat load
Yea this real tree camo Christmas is like nothing, nothing you never ever saw
Yea this real tree camo Christmas is like nothing, nothing you never ever saw
