Flatfoot Sam (Bonus Track)

Flat foot Sam bought an automobile

No money down, get a real good deal

Get more to work and ride around town

Ron ask Scummny put his feets on the ground

Oh flat foot Sam, you're always in a jam

Flat foot Sam stole a $10 bill

And go to church, and get it for a thrill

Got 60 days, spend it fine

Thank you jury for being so kind

Oh flat foot Sam, you're always in a jam

Flat foot Sam got him a job

Very same day the place got robbed

Cats got away, they couldn't be found

They took it for Sam, and he gagged him down

Oh flat foot Sam, you're always in a jam

Flat foot Sam playin' a chuckle up game

Dice got switched, Sam got played

He pulled a gun, shot out the light

Everybody hollered "Run for your life"

Oh flat foot Sam, you're always in a jam

Flat foot Sam went on a spree

Met a girl weighed 603

Split all his money, sold all his land

Next thing she did, she got another man

Oh flat foot Sam, you're always in a jam