Pretty Pimpin

I woke up this morning

Didn't recognize the man in the mirror

Then I laughed and I said

"Oh, silly me, that's just me"

Then I proceeded

To brush some stranger's teeth

But they were my teeth

And I was weightless

Just quivering like some leaf

Come in the window of a restroom

I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean

But it was a Monday, no, a Tuesday

No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Then Saturday came around and I said

"Who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?"

All he ever wanted

Was to be someone in life

That was just like

All I want is to just have fun

Live my life like a son of a gun

I could be one thousand miles away

But still mean what I say

Then I woke up one morning

Didn't recognize the man in the mirror

Then I laughed and I said

Oh, silly me, that's just me

Then I proceeded to not comb some strangers hair

Never was my style

But I couldn't tell you

What the hell it was supposed to mean

'Cause it was a Monday, no, a Tuesday

No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Then Saturday came around and I said

Who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?

But he was sporting all my clothes

I gotta say, pretty pimpin'

All he ever wanted

Was to be a man, but he was always

A little too cute to admitted under marbles lost

He was always a thousand miles away

While still standing in front of your face

Then he woke up this morning

Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

Then laughed and said

"Oh, silly me, that's just me"

Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth

But they were my teeth

And I was weightless

Just quivering like some leaf

Come in the window of a restroom

And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean

'Cause it was a Monday, no, a Tuesday

No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Then Saturday came around and I said

"Who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?"

But he was sporting all my clothes

I gotta say, pretty pimpin'

I woke up this morning

Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

I woke up this morning

Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

I woke up this morning

Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

I woke up this morning

Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

I woke up this morning

Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

I woke up this morning

Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror