How to Handle a Woman

How to handle a woman

"There's a way," said the wise old man

"A way known by ev'ry woman"

"Since the whole rigmarole began"

"Do I flatter her?" I begged him answer

"Do I threaten or cajole or plead?"

"Do I brood or play the gay romancer?"

Said he, smiling

"No, indeed"

How to handle a woman

Mark me well, I will tell you, Sir

The way to handle a woman

Is to love her

Simply love her

Merely love her, love her, love her

How to handle a woman

Mark me well, I will tell you, Sir

The way to handle a woman

Is to love her

Simply love her

Merely love her, love her, love her