If I Were a Carpenter

You know, the ladies wanna hear love songs like these...

And I wanna give them love songs like these

Haha

If I were a carpenter and you were a lady

Would you marry me anyway?

Would you have my baby? (Would you have my baby)

If I were a miller and the mill should grind me

Would you miss your lover man?

Your soft shoe shiner (Soft shoe shiner)

Yeah, yeah

Oh baby

If a tinker were my trade would you still find me?

Absolutely, yes I would

Come give me your tomorrow

If I were a carpenter and you were a lady

Would you marry me anyway?

Would you have my baby?

Oh baby

Would you have my baby?

See my love through loneliness

See my love through sorrows

I'm giving you my in this

Come give me your tomorrow

Please baby

Pretty, pretty, pretty please, baby

Oh yeah yeah

Sweet baby, baby, baby...

Said, if I were a carpenter and, you know, you were a lady

Would you marry me anyway?

Would you have my baby?

Or if I were a miller and the mill should grind me

Would you miss your lover man?

Your soft shoe shining

And I said see my love through loneliness

See my love through sorrow

I'm giving you my all in thus

Come and give me your tomorrow, baby

Tomorrow, baby

Baby

Please baby

If I were a carpenter and you were a lady

Would you marry me anyway?

Would you have my baby?

If I were a miller and, you know, the mill should grind me

Would you miss your lover man?

Your soft shoe shiner

Yeah, yeah

Oh baby

See my love through loneliness...

See my love...