Stool Pigeon

There's a gentleman that's going round

Turning the joint upside down

Stool pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha

He's an old ex-con that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe

Stool pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha

If you wanna squeal, said the FBI

We can make a deal, make it worth your while

So he told it all and in return

He got a credit card and a Thunderbird

And the maximum security even after plastic surgery

So go on and squeal, said the FBI

We can make a deal, make it worth your while

There's a gentleman that's going round

Turning the joint upside down

Stool pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha

He's an old ex-con that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe

Stool pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha

After all the talk then they wired him

And he took a walk with his crooked friends

And they joked about the good old days

And he recorded it on a reel of tape

He caught the mug who did it in the forgery

And the babe in charge or larceny

So the FBI they rewarded him

Because they like a guy who will stab a friend

There's a gentleman that's going round

Turning the joint upside down

Stool pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha

He's an old ex-con that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe

Stool pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha

There's a gentleman that's going round

Turning the joint upside down

Stool pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha

He's an old ex-con that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe

Stool pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha

If you wanna squeal, said the FBI

We can make a deal, make it worth your while

So he told it all and in return

He got a credit card and a Thunderbird

He got a spanking new identity

And a condo down in Miami

He bought a plane, a boat and jewelry

But he couldn't buy any company

There's a gentleman that's going round

Turning the joint upside down

Stool pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha

He's an old ex-con that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe

Stool pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha

There's a gentleman that's going round

Turning the joint upside down

Stool pigeon, ha-cha-cha-cha