Modern Man Intermission

Cocked, locked and ready to rock

You can’t shut me up

Rough, tough and hard to bluff

You can’t dumb me down

I got no need for coke and speed

You can’t shut me up

Got no urge to binge and purge

You can’t dumb me down

I interface with my database

My database is in cyberspace

I wear power ties, I tell power lies

I take power naps, I run victory laps

I read junk mail, I eat junk food

I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports

I’m tireless and I’m wireless

I’m an alpha male on beta blockers

I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive

And from time to time, I’m radioactive

I take it slow, I go with the flow

I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride

I don’t snooze so I don’t lose

I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road

I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried

Pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried and

I’m hanging in, there ain’t no doubt

And I’m hanging tough, over and out