All I Know About Girls

I'm a jack of all trade and a master of none A renaissance man if there's ever been one Got a pretty good handle on a lot of things But I ain't figured out everything 'Cause all I know about girls Is the wide world ain't gonna spin without 'em But it'll spin around 'em All I know about girls Is your best get outta their way and Shut your damn mouth if she got somethin' to say It's like, yeah baby, no baby Whatever you want, baby Whatever it is, it's my fault All I know about girls is All I know about girls is I don't know nothing at all It's probably the reason Hemmingway drank Or all the lovesick blues that were written by Hank They all got stuck right where I am Just like every other man All I know about girls Is the wide world ain't gonna spin without 'em But it'll spin around 'em All I know about girls Is your best get outta their way and Shut your damn mouth if she got somethin' to say It's like, yeah baby, no baby Whatever you want, baby Whatever it is, it's my fault All I know about girls is And all I know about girls is I don't know nothing at all, mmm Yeah, I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none But they sure make learnin' fun All I know about girls Is the wide world ain't gonna spin without 'em But it'll spin around 'em All I know about girls Is your best get outta their way Shut your damn mouth if she got somethin' to say You be like, yeah baby, no baby Whatever you want, baby Whatever it is, it's my fault All I know about girls is All I know about girls is I don't know nothing at all All I know about girls is I don't know nothing at all I don't know nothing at all