Swinging on a Star (Remastered)

Would you like to swing on a star?

Carry moonbeams home in a jar

One moonbeam

Two moonbeams

And be better off than you are

Or would you rather be a mule?

(Yeah! Yeah! Tell 'em 'bout a mule now)

A mule is an animal with long funny ears

He kicks up at anything he hears

His back is brawny and his brain is weak

He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak

And by the way, if you hate to go to school

(Which I do)

You may grow up to be a mule

I don't wanna grow up to be a mule

Would you like to swing on a star?

Carry moonbeams home in a jar

And be better off than you are

Or would you rather be a pig?

Yeah! Yeah! Tell 'em 'bout a pig now

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face

His shoes are a terrible disgrace

He's got no manners when he eats his food (Nor you farmer)

He's fat and lazy and extremely rude

But if you don't care a feather or a fig

(Which I don't)

You may grow up to be a pig

I don't wanna grow up to be a pig

Would you like to swing on a star?

Carry moonbeams home in a jar

One moonbeam

Two moonbeams

And be better off than you are

We could be swinging on a star

We could be swinging on a star

We could be swinging on a...

We could be swinging on a star

We could be swinging on a star

We could be swinging on a...