Illegal

Don't get in my face

Or get sprayed with mace

It's not about race

I'll put you in your place

Get off of that grass

Or I'll beat your ass

Don't swear in class

Or I'll fucking shoot you

I'm just a victim of modern society

Pariah of civil discourse and sobriety

I caught you at the wrong place right time

I caught you, I caught you

I'm just the line between peace and depravity

I am a constant, a force, I am gravity

I caught you at the wrong place right time

I caught you, I caught you

Your honor, I present

It was self-defense

She called me names

So I had to take aim

Don't wear that shirt

Or I'll make you hurt

Put you in the dirt

'Cause you hurt my feelings

I'm just a victim of modern society

Pariah of civil discourse and sobriety

I caught you at the wrong place right time

I caught you, I caught you

I'm just the line between peace and depravity

I am a constant, a force, I am gravity

I caught you at the wrong place right time

I caught you, I caught you

For your protection

Follow my directions

Or face consequence

All my training

Done in the name of

Law and punishment

Armored knights

In blue, badges shining

All for your defense