Motorheart

I never have to listen to ridiculous opinions

She never tries to make me into one of her minions

The touch of a button, a steely caress

You need a Phillips screwdriver to get her undressed

But she's mine, all mine

She isn't programmed to deceive me

Oh, mine, all mine

And I kept the receipt

In case you don't believe me

She will never leave me

Oh, Motorheart

Love me like a human being

Treat you like a queen

Motorheart

She is literally a love machine

She never takes offense at anything I say or do

She is not over sensitive, the opposite is true

Not burdened by ambition, never talks about her dreams

Doesn't often fire lasers from her eyeballs as she screams

That she's mine, all mine

And I will never grow to hate her

Oh, mine, all mine

But if she starts playing up I'll send her back to her creator

Just recalibrate her

Oh, Motorheart

Love me like a human being

Treat you like a queen

Motorheart

She is literally a love machine

A little bit of heartache is impossible to avoid

I never had much luck with women, so I bought myself a droid

She's always got a smile on, her metal chest is extra large

And when I've had enough of her, I just put her on charge

There was a spark between us but I fear it may be lost

I thought she would obey my every command

Must have got our wires crossed

I'm not an electrician and I don't know what makes her tick

I'll read the manual later

Maybe I can get her to make me a sandwich

She is the sweetest design

And I can't believe she's mine

Motorheart

Love me like a human being

Treat you like a queen

Motorheart

She is literally a love machine