Sucks to Be Human

A stairway unto Heaven

And behold, the pearly gates

But I'm no saint

It's too late

It's hard to be a cynic

When everyone's urbane

But don't be naïve

My pet peeve

Yeah, my friends paid me a visit

But they're imaginary

Outer-planetary

Here we go

'Cause, man, I'm feeling out of place

Six light-years away

And into outer space

Yeah, my eyes were playing tricks on me

And when I awoke, it was all a dream

You'll be lonely nevermore

I made a buddy and he needs no introduction

Hey Mr. Martian, think I'm ready for abduction

Can we jiggy quickly? Dizzy hippie on my UFO?

How did we end up with a planet left in ruin?

We're fighting battles that we only keep on losing

Apologies, but it sucks to be human

Big bang

Big bang