Moose On the Loose

Alright, okay, here we go

Okay, picture this

You and your friends in a green forest

Campin', fishin', hikin', swimmin', raftin', cookin', packin'

It's a beautiful day in the woods

Birds are chirpin', weather's good

Sun is out, not a cloud in the ethers, only thing wrong

A couple mosquit-ers

(Ouch) But as day turns to night

Something in the air just ain't right

Off in the distance you hear rustlin', shufflin', huffin' and puffin'

Kinda sounds like a foghorn

Gettin' closer, time to jog more

Oh, boy, is that a caboose? Oh my gosh, there's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

Oh, boy, that moose was fast but we were faster

We'll be safe behind these trees

That could have been a great big disaster

Then all of a sudden, barrelin' through the trees

A big ol' something

Oh, boy, is that a caboose? Oh my gosh, there's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

Everybody, be very quiet

There's a moose on the loose

Woo, that was close

Two more seconds and we'd be toast

That moose was ten feet high with antlers the size of the River Nile

But something's wrong (What?)

I thought that moose was long gone

But I hear eight hooves comin' like a caboose

Oh, my gosh, two moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

Well, that's the end, we got away, me and all my friends

It took a while, that moose was smart, fast and agile

Just because that's the end of the story

I got some advice, just for you

Next time you think you hear a caboose

It ain't a train, there's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose

There's a moose on the loose