Soccer Dad

I'm not your ordinary soccer dad

I can take the grass from a proper bag, roll it in a zag, take a proper drag

Get that toe a tag if he poppin trash

Don't put the pressure on the gas just to watch it crash

I deliver fast like jimmy johns, demigod status

Yall little **** Tyrion, never been savage

Actin, ain't never been trappin, ain't never seen action

Ain't never been chosen to function as team captain

I'm something supreme packed in this humble extreme package

You mumble, I make ways for your uncle to stream classics

Bragging I do it differently than other guys

Entertainer, my retainer just went up a size

Foul got the danger, every banger feel like supper time

Say you want the soup but you ain't worthy of a cup of mine

Bars, I'm asleep when I come up with mine

Middle finger, fuck it rhyme

I'm not the ordinary soccer dad

You heckle mine, I'll sock a dad

Don't come at me with bullshit is not a lot to ask

Just know that town & country got a spot for mags

Soccer dad soccer dad

You don't want it with a real life soccer dad

All big and bad I'll drop a dad

Cause he was fuckin wit a certified soccer dad

To the umpires and referees

If that call's incorrect, you gotta capture these

Rap won't be a factor when your pastor at your house in jeans

Cause he got the news while he was bowling and just had to leave

Past the weed it's during school hours

Class will be out in two hours, time managing

Fuck what you brandishing if you ain't a shooter

You a pussy not a tutor, shoutout to my **** Supa

We fluent wit speaking Ruger, xfam shit

We don't give a damn bout who you ran wit

Sittin up top just how we planned it

Go ahead and pick that lock and see the hearse in the lot become transit

Soccer dads hop out of vans and run rampant

We are not the ones to be playin with

Heard you be saying shit

Well I dare you to say it now

So I can lean back and punch you in yo muthafuckin mouth

I'm not the ordinary soccer dad

You heckle mine, I'll sock a dad

Don't come at me with bullshit is not a lot to ask

Just know that town & country got a spot for mags

Soccer dad soccer dad

You don't want it with a real life soccer dad

All big and bad I'll drop a dad

Cause he was fuckin wit a certified soccer dad