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Billy Crystal - Comedy Can Be Dangerous (From "Monsters at Work")
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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Randy Rogel
Randy Rogel
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Dominic Lewis
Dominic Lewis
Producer
Gabe Moffat
Gabe Moffat
Mixing Engineer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Comedy can be dangerous
My friends, I'll tell you what
When you make kids laugh and giggle
They could split a gut
[Verse 2]
With a chortle they could crack up
So beware, there is the chance
You could make a kid laugh so hard
That they could pee their pants
[Verse 3]
Fall out of bed and hit their head
While rolling on the floor
Their bodies shake, their sides will ache
They'll laugh until they're sore
[Verse 4]
There's a funny bone, a danger zone
That's someplace no one knows
If you hit that zone, hold the phone
'Cause milk shoots out their nose
[Verse 5]
Kids' body parts are fragile
So be careful not to scoff
See, a funny joke can actually make
Their heads and butts fall off
[Verse 6]
Jokes and gags hit 'em hard
With punchlines, so I've read
That could leave a kid in stitches
Or even knock 'em dead
[Outro]
Knock knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police end this song!
Written by: Randy Rogel
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