Cheat on Me

I wish you would cheat on me

I wish I could catch you in the light

I wish you would call me up

And let me down and listen to me cry

I wish you would break my heart

I wish you could look me in the eye

And tell me there's another woman

And just tell me "goodbye"

Then I'd say, "If I never saw you again, it would be too soon"

Then I could make you feel real bad 'cause my mama thought you hung the moon

Then I could tell everyone

Just what you've done

And we'd be history

I wish you would cheat on me

I wish this could be enough

I wish I could sleep at night

I wish I didn't hate myself

'Cause when I lie it just don't feel right

I wish there was a tight red dress

I wish there was whiskey and wine

I wish you'd get down on your knees

Begging, "Baby, please, it was just one time"

Then I'd say, "If I never saw you again, it would be too soon"

Then I could make you feel real bad 'cause my mama thought you hung the moon

Then I could tell everyone

Just what you've done

And we'd be history

I wish you would cheat on me

You've never done me wrong and you never will

Oh, but if I broke all of the rules you would love me still

Don't make me say, "If I never saw you again, it would be too soon"

I know you're gonna feel like hell and your mama thought I hung the moon

I know I should turn and run

'Cause you're not the one

But you deserve to be

I don't want you to hate me

Don't make me do this, baby

I wish you would cheat on me

I wish you would cheat on me