Absolute

(I didn't become a little bit of a slag, I became a total slag)

Absolutely filthy, absolutely messy

I'm drinking Absolute, I'm getting absolutely ketty

Everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty

But I just rolled a spliff and it's absolutely petty

Absolutely filthy, absolutely messy

I'm drinking Absolute, I'm getting absolutely ketty

Everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty

But I just rolled a spliff and it's absolutely petty

You're a bitch, you're a cow

You're a (Slag)

Always got your nose in someone else's bag

I heard you're getting married

I feel sorry for the fella 'cause you fucked everybody on the stag

I'm getting absolutely wavy, absolutely hammered

I've got the green and purple getting absolutely jammered

By the time I get to bed I'm feeling absolutely knackered

But chat shit, get your face absolutely splattered

Chat shit, get your face absolutely caved in

You should've fucking stayed in, I'm absolutely ragin'

I'm blazing on this haze thing, it's absolutely smelly

It's tasting so amazing, it's absolutely ready

I'm absolutely out of it, absolutely tripping

Drinking Absolute and now I'm absolutely kipping

Everybody in the crowd is absolutely dripping

I need to go to bed, my head is absolutely spinning

You're a slag, you're a bitch

You're a dirty little trollop

Your vagina smelling like an out-of-date product

Smells like rotten egg and tuna fish and scallops

You can suck my dick and you can lick my hairy bollocks (Dirty)

Absolutely pissed off, absolutely done with them

Everybody's gurning, looking like they're chewing bubblegum (Piss off)

Absolutely menacing, absolutely troublesome

When I finish wrapping up, I'm wrapping up another one

(I didn't become a little bit of a slag, I became a total slag)

'Cause I'm not absolutely tired, I feel absolutely wired

Dip my fingers in the bag, that shit was absolutely fire

My spliff is fully rammed before it can return daylight

Took a puff and sip my rum, now I feel absolutely higher

Think your tracks are banging, bro? They're absolutely dire

Your girl's a dirty slag, my uncle wouldn't even try her

Stick her in a brothel, I bet nobody would buy her

So please stop acting gangster, you're an absolute liar

To be absolutely honest you're an absolute novice

Pushed a couple weights and think you're absolutely solid

It's absolutely stinking, it's absolutely horrid

Absolutely giving 'cause you will not make a profit

So absolutely yes, you should absolutely stop it

I'm absolutely gone, you'll see me take off like a rocket

Your teacher is a lick ass, yeah, he's in the race noshing

Anytime I'm on the set, the rave is absolutely moshing