Your Mum Loves Garage

Miche, it's Grindah, Kurupt FM

(Hi, bubby, you alright?)

Yeah, well, basically, we're just, um

I was gonna say, yeah

We're doing this tune about mums, yeah

I'll explain it to you later

But, um, (Lovely)

Yeah, so can you do like a quote that summarizes everything it is to

'Cause obviously you're a mum, innit

(And a woman) (Yeah)

And you're a woman as well, like

Um, so just do a quote about what it is to be a mum

D'you know what I mean?

(What? Singing, singing it?)

No, no, not singing it (Could do)

Def–, don't, no singing it, just saying it

(Um, well, I don't know, it's really hard work, innit?

Being a mum) Yeah

(It's just like constant battles and) (Is the quote started?)

(It's just exhausting and it just takes over you whole life)

Oh is it? (Ruins your body and that)

Yeah, no (And you know, it's just tired and then)

Yeah, no (You want another baby and you can't even have one)

Yeah, not, sorry (But then do you even want one?)

Not, just, obviously, yeah, that's, I appreciate all that

But, like, just something that's maybe a bit fun, funner

Sort of thing (Like a quick one), a quick one

(Yeah)

(Okay, um, just, um, I g–

Keep calm and be a mum

Keep calm and be a mum

Keep calm and be a mum)

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I swear your mum loves garage

Swear your sister and your nan loves garage (She does)

I swear your mum loves garage

Swear your sister and your nan loves garage (Oh loves it)

I swear your mum loves garage

Swear your sister and your nan loves garage (She does)

I swear your mum loves garage

Yeah (She fuckin' loves it)

I saw your mum last week

She was in the street with DJ Steves (Yes, brah)

He was shotting her beans

She said, "One thing, can you get me some green?"

I can get the best zeds and I'm not bias

With a little bit of luck if Alf ain't dry

Later in the rave we can spark some kai

Two minutes later a car pulled by singing

"Got you flying high"

Dropped out the ting on a likkle fly by

She looked at the bag and said, "My, my, my!

Mmmmy!"

It's all good good good

It's all good yes wonderful good

Now she gotta duck out the place to get ready for the rave

Later in her neighbourhood

Seen?!

I swear your mum loves garage

Swear your sister and your nan loves garage (She does)

I swear your mum loves garage

Swear your sister and your nan loves garage (Yeah)

I swear your mum loves garage

Swear your sister and your nan loves garage (She does)

I swear your mum loves garage

Fast flow alert

Now she back up in her yard getting for tonight

Saying, "Boo! I feel like dynamite!"

But oh no, oh no, she's only got 21 seconds to go

Hears a car beeping outside

Scott Garcia parked on the drive

Singing, "I brought you flowers in the pouring rain"

She says, "Scotty, please stop, you know we're just friends

Stop driving me insane"

He said, "Alright, jump in 'cause we've gotta move quickly

I'm late for my set with DJ Sticky"

Now it's moving closer, or so it seems

She can't wait to get inside the rave

And shake up her waist in her D&G jeans

Seen?!

I swear your mum loves garage

Swear your sister and your nan loves garage (She does)

I swear your mum loves garage

Swear your sister and your nan loves garage (Later)

I swear your mum loves garage

Swear your sister and your nan loves garage (She does)

I swear your mum loves garage

(She fuckin' loves it)

This one's for the mums out there (Mumsies)

If you feel me, then put your hands in the air

This one's for the mums out there (Mumsies)

Don't like it? Ya'll get the fuck out of here

This one's for the mums out there

If you feel me, then put your hands in the air (Yeah)

Grindah's spitting (He is)

Mums all love him (They)

When you hear "siddapondiriddim", we're coming

Now she step up in the dance ready to buss out her moves

Trying to make he body groove

Craig David comes through saying, "I love your

Sweet female attitude"

After that he try secure the wind

Looking down at her back like re-e-wind

Said, "You're heartless, blud

You're not treating me right

Just leave me to vibe, yo"

Then she pushes him away straight from behind her

Screaming, "Oh my God, there's MC Grindah!"

Ran to the stage like, "Get out the way!

Fuck me! He's so hot!"

(It is mad, though, that a lot chicks like you, innit)

Well, it's not mad, it's normal, I've got green eyes

Yeah, Kurupt FM are the best in the game

And we're heading for the number 1 spot

Seen?!

Shout all the mums, though, yeah

Big it up

Your mum, your mum, your mum

Your mum, your mum

(And mine)

Is a very nice person

(Yeah)

See your families in a bit, yeah

(Uh, how is your mum anyway, she alright?)