Black Velvet

Black velvet

Well, Goddamn, baby, why was you rushin' me?

I just told you I was over there talkin' to Fred, shit

I'm sorry, Daddy, but you know, we've been out here all day, and my feet hurt

And we still gotta be out here all night

Oh, no, baby, you always in a fuckin' hurry

You need to learn how to slow down

You let me handle the business, baby

You start to think you're smoother than me

You think you're smoother than me?

No, Daddy, I don't think I'm smoother than you

I didn't think so, I didn't motherfuckin' think so

Yeah, you ever felt velvet on a pimp with a smooth aura

My mood sorta chlorine, baby, I'm cleaner than pool water

No strings attached, my groove cordless

I'm still sick with this shit, I'm food poisonin'

And managed to put the mac on ol' dude daughter

You ever met a **** who was slicker than Vaseline on a bowlin' ball?

A **** who don't say much, but he know it all

That's me, baby

I wouldn't buy a hoe a Jolly Rancher

My kinda standards, they far exceed them bitches who be fine

Like some parking fees

She drive her face up to my dick, and park her knees on the carpet

Until my cardiac get goosebumps

'Cause the way she give fellatio, my heart'll freeze

This bitch just stopped my major arteries, garglin'

Tryin' to send me to the dearly departed, please

You cold but

You ain't never seen a **** smoother than warm butter on light bread

And have a bitch workin' the night shift till she light-headed

I'm the certified womb groomer

My dick could send a bitch to the tomb

Sooner than the night time could have the moon bloomin'

I'm a bad man

And time is soon to tell

I don't take no ho out to Bloomingdales

And I don't move for much, but vagina is something that I zoom to sale

I tell 'em it's buy and sell to the clientele that they bringin' in

And they breaking dividends

So when you clean yo' coochie, groom it well

And try your best trick a **** outta every penny in his bank account

Take a stab at it, baby girl, shank it out

Listen y'ain't met a **** who could tell mashed potatoes, it's all gravy

An infant wit leukemia

We ball, baby

You enter into this pimpin', you in good hands

Until we all stating the insured fact that you have it all, lady

This shit ain't what you call basic like

Military boot camp, I'm twice the man yo' last **** was

I'ma mail two times, so, I need two stamps

Fuck on his wife till that pussy got a few cramps

And I know I said I love it wet, but this shit too damp

Damn, baby (Damn, baby)

My bitches got the nicest pussy

You want a slice, then you pay the price

'Cause pussy ain't that easy to come by when it's good and wet

You should invest

And if you don't believe, just ask me shit I could attest

That pussy put me straight to sleep

But I couldn't rest, 'cause I needed mo'

But I don't need the ho, I unbutton her pussy

And keep it with me so they don't get no ideas when I'm not around

You sneaky bitches

They start thinkin' they slick as me

And bitch, you could be on a slip and slide with cookin' oil

But you still wouldn't get this pimpin', see

This shit is upper echelon, I transform bitches into a deceptacon

Now she Megatron when I hit her with this all spark

Until we all start to see that this shit immaculate baby

Baby

Baby

Can you dig what I'm sayin', baby?

(I can dig it, Daddy)

Nah, baby, I mean can you really fuckin' dig it?

(I can dig it, Daddy)

Alright, 'cause when I'm out politickin'

I don't need you doin' a lot of trippin'

(I love it when you take charge, Daddy, I'm sorry I rushed you)

Lay back for me, baby, let's crank this motherfucker up

And get on outta here

(Okay, Daddy)

Yeah, let's ride, baby, real smooth, aye turn that shit up for me, baby

I like this station, turn dat, turn dat shit up

Let's ride, baby