Shittin' in the Barn (The Barn Sessions)

Shittin in the barn

Shittin in the barn

Sometimes you get that itching when you’re out there on the farm

You tried to floor that tractor home but you didn’t get too far

Now you’re back behind the hay

Shittin in the barn

Well the 4h club had a supper in town

Busy on the farm but you shut er down

Support the kids and go grab a bite to eat

Well the beans were good then the beers got flowing

Didn’t make it home till 4 in the morning

But you’ve worked before without a lot of sleep.

So bright and early your right back at her

Bouncing around on that big ol’ tractor

Guts are stirring but you think you’ll be ok

But the day wears on and it gets worse

Next thing you know your about to burst

That next squeaker seems is running down your leg

So you throttle up to the rabbits

But she stalls outside the barn god damnit

Hop on down clinch your ass and run

Through the barn doors find a stall

Drop your drawers and lean on the wall

Grab a rail giver hell, here it comes

Shittin in the barn

Shittin in the barn

Sometimes you get that itching when you’re out there on the farm

You tried to floor that tractor home but you didn’t get too far

Now you’re back behind the hay

Shittin in the barn

Well it wasn’t very and pretty and truth be told

You pissed on your boots cause your pecker was cold

And it was hardly hanging out far enough to aim

You looked down low and you looked up high

Coudn’t find a rag to save your life

Now one sock’s white and ones got a big brown stain

But now you’re feeling like a brand new man

Head for the house for a change of pants

But all of a sudden, theres a rumbling

Back to the barn as fast as you can

Trying to keep it all in with your ass in your hand

There’s a lot more coming and that is quite troubling

Shittin in the barn

Shittin in the barn

Sometimes you get that itching when you’re out there on the farm

You tried to floor that tractor home but you didn’t get too far

Now you’re back behind the hay

Shittin in the barn

So you sweat and you curse through a hell of an hour

Now even the horses feel they need a shower

You start to cry as you look at the mess you made

Then you hear the wife coming and you tremble with fear

Why the hell would she be coming out here

If she sees this your marriage won’t ever be the same

So you run out to stop her right by the door

But she blows right by and much to your horror

She’s gotta do something you hoped you’d never see

She takes a deep squat and lifts up her skirt

Her face turns red and she knows this’ll hurt

Screams out what the fuck was in those beans

Shittin in the barn

Shittin in the barn

Sometimes you get that itching when you’re out there on the farm

You love her so you drop your drawers and now you’re arm and arm

For better or for worse you’re both shittin in the barn

For better or for worse you’re both shittin’

In the Barn