Gimme a Doctor

Someday you're gonna find yourself in a world of unbelievable pain

A toothache or your back is knots or there's something rotten in your brain

Some say that a preacher man or a lawyer is what you need

I say it's a medicine man, the only one who help you when you bleed

Gimme a doctor

I'll give you all I own and them some

Gimme a doctor

Take my Rolls Royce and my Stetson

Gimme a doctor

I don't care too much for your pop stars

I want a nurse

I trade you ten fat businessmen for one who's a doctor

I ain't talking 'bout your plastic surgeon

You're living in the Beverly Hills

And I ain't talking 'bout your rock and roll doctor

Gonna fill you up with happiness pills

Now it ain't enough and it ticks me off

When I hear how much a nurse don't make

While the insurance man is getting gold in hand

I tell you, brother, that's a big mistake

Gimme a doctor

I'll give you all I own and them some

Gimme a doctor

Take the Cadillac and the Gibson

Gimme a doctor

I don't care about all of them film stars

I want a nurse

I trade you ten bombshells for one who's a doctor

Gimme a doctor

I'll give you all I own and them some

Gimme a doctor

Take my Rolls Royce and that Stetson

Gimme a doctor

I don't give two cents for your diplomats

I want a nurse

I trade you ten fat businessmen for someone, anyone who's a doctor

I got a bad case of the conservative blues

There's something ugly stuck up my backside