Country Rap Facts (feat. Adam Calhoun)

Check one

Sir, you have a collect call from fuck your bitch

Been a real cracker from the jump

I ain't never had to live no lies

Always working hard for the bucks

I don't like to really waste no time

Stay with the smoke like a Dutch

Keep a torch, don't need no light

Arm out the window with a what?

I ain't even gotta say that line

OG like I'm Brodnax

Feel like Demun in a straw hat

Only make hits like I'm Big Murph

Made a hundred grand off T-shirts

Rap about guns, but they been afraid

Shitstain Shane, that boy been a lame

2500, now I'm Diesel Gang

Don't grab my titty like what's her name

If they a Big Po fan, bet their missing a tooth

The only fire he knows is the flame to the spoon

Matt Townz said my name just to get him some views

He's got a Z in his name 'cause you hear him and snooze

Rappers real fake like a decoy

Pockets real big like I'm Leroy

Dropped real quick like a Big Smo show

Get smacked up bitch, that's a Haystak blow

Nerf Gun Ned wants back on the scene

Guess I gotta block 'im like Shaq with the Heat

What's Shane gon' do? Not a goddamn thing

Boy built like Ellen with an eyebrow ring

Switching my stance like I fight South Paw

Stay with The StiXXX like my drummer Jon Paul

Hustle like Strug, that's the real outlaw

Bad apple like Jelly till the wheels fall off

Been a real cracker from the jump

I ain't never had to live no lies

Always working hard for the bucks

I don't like to really waste no time

Stay with the smoke like a Dutch

Keep a torch, don't need no light

Arm out the window with a what?

I ain't even gotta say that line

Don't touch my truck

Shut the fuck up

Little bitch, you ain't shot no buck

Fuck that, you ain't never seen mud

Luke Bryan never kicked up dust

Blanco Brown really couldn't get up

Lil Nas X never showed up

'Cause he probably too busy taking dick in the butt

Shooting these shots, I empty this mag and then I reload it

Say you the GOAT, but really that's Church 'cause his records golden

Say that they real, but shit hit the fan, you know that they folding

Rappers be lying, they really be broke and then blame it on COVID

Stay with the iron, I carry the club just like I'm a caddy

I am the one, but stay with the two, and I point it right at him

Hosier's a bum, he's really my son, I guess I'm his daddy

Checking the facts, what has he done if it wasn't for Adam?

Let me get the gas quick

Pour it on this corny ass rap shit

Forty blast quick, zip his ass up in plastic

'Bout to get smacked like you texting in traffic

Dudes I'm with are ruthless, savage

You are more into news and fashion

Looking stupid for views, you acting

Wearing dresses and goofy hats

Man, I see you in public, I'm whooping your ass

Bitch, stay loaded, you know and I'm ready

Got a big 4-4 and that bitch talk heavy

With that Pablo flow, sitting low in the Chevy

Hit the gas real fast, they ain't never gonna catch me

Slide so fast, you ain't never gonna catch me

Got a blicky in the dash, and the cash on hefty

Put my city on the map like I opened up the levy

Put the fifty in the mag, like I'm opened up and ready

Been a real cracker from the jump

I ain't never had to live no lies

Always working hard for the bucks

I don't like to really waste no time

Stay with the smoke like a Dutch

Keep a torch, don't need no light

Arm out the window with a what?

I ain't even gotta say that line