Poor Baby

Darling (yes?)

Robert (what?)

I worry (why?)

He's all alone

There's no one (where?)

In his life (oh)

Robert ought to have a woman

Poor baby, all alone

Evening after evening by the telephone

We're the only tenderness he's ever known

Poor baby!

David (yes?)

Robert (what?)

I worry (why?)

It's such a waste

There's no one (where?)

In his life (oh)

Robert ought to have a woman

Poor baby, sitting there

Staring at the walls and playing solitaire

Making conversation with the empty air

Poor baby!

Robert

Bobby

Robert, angel

Bobby, honey

You know, no one wants you to be happy more than I do

No one, but isn't she a little bit, well, you know

You know (face it)

You know, no one wants you to be happy more than I do (why her?)

(Better), no one (no one), but isn't she a little bit, well, you know

You know (better), no one wants you to be happy more than I do

(You know), no one (no one wants you to be happy more than I do) isn't she a little bit, well, you know better

No one, but isn't she a little bit, well

Dumb? (Tacky?)

Vulgar? (Old?)

Tall? (Aggressive? And cheap? Where is she from?)

She's tall enough to be your mother (and gross? Depressing?)

She's very weird (Goliath)

Poor baby, all alone

Throw a lonely dog a bone, it's still a bone

We're the only tenderness he's ever known

Poor baby!