UK Hun? (United Kingdolls Version)

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong

UK, hun?

Dancing to a highland jig

Lawrence Chaney's up in this gig

From Helensburgh to Edinburgh

Everywhere I go I'm snatching wigs

I made my name in Glasgow city

Can't sing or dance, but I'm so witty

Me and my dolls are on a mission

Gonna take this crown for RuRuvision

I'm the fashion queen, A'Whora

I'll send you tens through the door-a

When he's asking for-a more-a

Tell him this huh ain't a store

You read books and I'm on the cover

Superstar queen just like no other

Turning out looks, fashionista lover

Just like Ru, you can call me "Mother"

It's something you say, and it's going around

And around and around and around, yeah

But what does it do? I don't have a clue

Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong

UK, hun?

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong

UK, hun?

Who me? Like this? In front of all these people?

Strut so bad it must be illegal (Ayy)

T-A-Y-C-E (What?)

Inches to the floor, I ain't talking 'bout my weave (Thank God!)

Rata-tat-rat, I'ma clap back

You know I need it, babs, so play that track (Ow!)

All you fruits should be scared of me

Like the one I sent home doing "Memory"

It's something you say and it's going around

And around and around and around, yeah

But what does it do? I don't have a clue

Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong

UK, hun?

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong

UK, hun?

Release the beast (Bimini)

Get a pillow for these girls 'cause they sleep on me

Gender-bender, cis-tem offender

I like it rough, but my lentils tender

Don't be scared to embrace the femme

Whether you're he, she, or them

Limp wrist, hair flick, crème de la crème

Love yourself, say that again

Clap for the bing, bang, bong

Clap for the sing, sang, song

Clap for the ding, dang dong

Clap for the UK, hun! Woo!

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song (Sing my song)

Ding, dang, dong

UK, hun?

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong (Ooh)

UK, hun?

Bing, bang, bong (Put your hands up)

Sing, sang, song (Put your hands up, put your hands up)

Ding, dang, dong (Let's go, hey!)

UK, hun?

Bing, bang, bong

Sing, sang, song

Ding, dang, dong (Get your hands in the air!)

UK, hun? (Microphone drop-a)

Bing, bang, bong

Someone do a death drop or something