UK Hun? (United Kingdolls Version)

Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong UK, hun? Dancing to a highland jig Lawrence Chaney's up in this gig From Helensburgh to Edinburgh Everywhere I go I'm snatching wigs I made my name in Glasgow city Can't sing or dance, but I'm so witty Me and my dolls are on a mission Gotta take this crown for RuRuvision I'm the fashion queen, A'Whora I'll send you tens through the door-a When he's asking for-a more-a Tell him this hoe ain't a store You read books and I'm on the cover Superstar queen just like no other Turning out looks, fashionista lover Just like Ru, you can call me "Mother" It's something you say And it's going around And around and around and around, yeah But what does it do? I don't have a clue Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong UK, hun? Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong UK, hun? Who me, like this in front of all these people? Strut so bad it must be illegal (hey!) T-A-Y-C-E (what?) Inches to the floor, I ain't talking 'bout my weave (thank God!) Rata-tat-rat, I'ma clap back You know I need it, babs, so play that track (ow!) All you fruits should be scared of me Like the one I sent home doing "Memory" It's something you say And it's going around And around and around and around, yeah But what does it do? I don't have a clue Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong UK, hun? Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong UK, hun? Release the beast, Bimini! Get a pillow for these girls 'cause they sleep on me Gender-bender, cis-tem offender I like it rough but my lentils tender Don't be scared to embrace the femme Whether you're he, she, or them Limp wrist, hair flick, crème de la crème Love yourself, say that again Clap for the bing, bang, bong Clap for the sing, sang, song Clap for the ding, dang dong Clap for the UK, hun! (Woo!) Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song (sing my song) Ding, dang, dong UK, hun? Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong (woo!) UK, hun? Bing, bang, bong (put your hands up, put your hands up) Sing, sang, song (put your hands up, let's go!) Ding, dang, dong (hey!) UK, hun? Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong (get your hands in the air!) UK, hun? (Microphone drop) Bing, bang, bong Someone do a death drop or something!