Take Me Back to Nowhere

I feel nasty I feel gross from my head down to my toes

And there's nothing I can do about it now

Living in the great big city makes me dirty makes me gritty

To the point of turning smiles into frowns

Well take me back to nowhere, I think I like it better

With the trees and bees and geese and ducks and deer

Take me back to nowhere I think I like it better

Though the city's fun to visit for a beer

I would like to be somewhere in the middle of nowhere

With a guitar and a fiddle and a gun

Now to the rest of the world that might not sound very dreamy

But to me it sounds like quite a bit of fun

Well take me back to nowhere, I think I like it better

With the trees and bees and geese and ducks and deer

Take me back to nowhere I think I like it better

Though the city's fun to visit for a beer

IN my van there ain't no shower and there' hardly any power

In the city these two things can mean a lot

In the country I can cook on a fire by a brooke

And a glance my way, a human never took

Well take me back to nowhere, I think I like it better

With the trees and bees and geese and ducks and deer

Take me back to nowhere I think I like it better

Though the city's fun to visit for a beer

To take a shower I go swimmin'

Though there ain't too many women I think

Nowhere is a better place to be