30% Off!

Young and healthy

Invincibility doesn't let you rest for very long

Self-reflection only adds to certainty

When you're waking up and feeling strong

Sitting indoors, you deserve it all

Commercial says "30% off"

Looking for the keys, running to the car

The whole thing just strikes me as bizarre

When it all sinks in

Oh, oh, there's nothing funny

Yeah, when you start thinking

Oh, oh, it's tragic, honey

You're resilient

Non-smoker, gluten free

Gotta like the odds you see

Any change shows a lack of bravery

Not a patriotic quality

Sitting indoors, hiding from a cough

The whole world is 30% off

Looking for the keys, heading to the store

The irony getting harder to ignore

When it all sinks in

Oh, oh, there's nothing funny

Yeah, when you start thinking

Oh, oh, it's tragic, honey

We made a big, big mess

We made a big, big mess

We made a big, big mess

Just forget the rest

We made a big, big mess

We made a big, big mess

We made a big, big mess

Just forget the rest

When it all sinks in

Oh, oh, there's nothing funny

Yeah, when you start thinking

Oh, oh, it's tragic, honey

When it all sinks in

Oh, oh, there's nothing funny

Yeah, when you start thinking

Oh, oh, it's tragic, honey