Vietnam

Who said that? Who the fuck said that?

Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here

Who just signed his own death warrant?

Nobody, huh?

The fairy fucking godmother said it

Out-fucking standing

I will PT you all until you fucking die

This is $crim beat

Diggin' for all the facts, uh

Ruby da Cherry, yeah

DJ $crim with that 808

You can catch me chillin' with the polar bears

Bogus, fuckin' jokes on us sucker, punch that

Dare sweatshirt wearin' motherfucker $crim

Scarier Ric Flair, been there, done jack, sack full of cash, backpack of hash

Grab that stash and dash, there ain't never a clash

Rip a flash, swallow your soul through a flask

Grab that mask and never look back

Black plague, sick, oh

Wait, I meant to say slick

Pissin' on his missin' Missus (Mmm, oh)

Dippin' the tip in the grip and sippin' glory

Tippin' Maury, it's a fuckin' secret story

Kinda borin', yeah

Uh, stormin' in the southeast, shit, it's really pourin'

But I'm snorin', hit the alarm clock while my stocks in farm blocks

Gets hot, like a pot on the fuckin' stove oven top

Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister

You little scumbag, I've got your name, I've got your ass

Slick sloth

Ridin' solo through Kyoto with four hoes, I'ma no show

For more shows, wanna tango, drinkin' Faygo, maybe mango

Got a tan hoe, couple tan bros, make a fan go to the van, ho

Fuck her mouth till the tears start pourin' out

I'm just chillin' eatin' pizza in a foreign house

Quiet as a mouse, plottin' on a spouse

What's this all about? I don't even know

Only thing I know is that I'm throwed

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Sippin' and spillin', villains is chillin'

Eatin' on children, it's $crim-my the villain

Got penicillin, munchin' on chili's

Pop a few wheelies, pop a few pillies

Bite a few titties with my homeboy Timmy

Grippin' on semis, rah, rah, rah, rah

Exactly three fucking seconds

To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face

Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you

One, two, three, sir, I can't help it, sir

Bullshit, get on your knees, scumbag

This is my rifle, this is my gun

This is for fighting, this is for fun