F**k Being Sober

Have you heard this song?

I hate this song

We die, then it's over

So fuck being sober

I could write seventeen songs in a day

No one's gon' give a shit 'bout what I say

They're always gonna ask what my job is

Probably 'cause I dropped out of college

Couple kids from my town already got hitched

I still got daddy issues I ain't fixed

Think I'm gonna drink all my money

Why they all look at me funny?

So pour me another

One for my brother

And two for my parents

I know they can't stand this

I hate the world, that shit just ain't for me

Nine to five, that shit is so boring

People always tellin' me things

I just wanna do my own thing

The happiest I've been's at a party

Wasted with my friends, and why not?

We die, then it's over

So fuck being sober

Let me just take a sec for my best friends

Kelsey and Amy, thank God we're not dead

Stealing street signs in your two-door

Still the same nights that I live for

Everyone's worried 'bout where we'll all be

In fifty years, I'll be here singing off-key

Faded as my jeans and I'm messed up

Chasin' all my dreams with a red cup

So pour me another

One for my brother

And two for my parents

I know they can't stand this

I hate the world, that shit just ain't for me

Nine to five, that shit is so boring

People always tellin' me things

I just wanna do my own thing

The happiest I've been's at a party

Wasted with my friends, and why not?

We die, then it's over

So fuck being sober

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, alright

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, alright

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, alright

We die, then it's over

So fuck being sober

Truth is, one day

All these wasted nights will

Turn to Mondays

And we'll be somewhere else with

New friends and old ways

Little hungover, but we're fine

But all I know for now is

I hate the world, that shit just ain't for me

Nine to five, that shit is so boring

People always tellin' me things

I just wanna do my own thing

The happiest I've been's at a party

Wasted with my friends, and why not?

We die, then it's over

So fuck being sober

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, alright

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, alright

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, alright

We die, then it's over

So fuck being sober