What a Life

What a life

What a ride

Bald-headed in his mama's garage

Jack-booted with his flag out

He got caught talking like the dick that he was

Threatening a shoot-out

Got him in a tight spot

You know you better keep it locked

Now this bad sister tried it out as a nun

Had to work with the sinners

She got caught selling hot cross buns

Butter for the winner

Gets you in a tight spot

You know she oughta keep it locked

What a ride (Hey)

It doesn't take much to knock things up

What a ride

This baby's loaded

What a life (Hey)

Doesn't take much to lose it

What a ride

Living it like you own it

This baby's loaded

Well, jacked up truck driver taking a chance

Maybe he got clumsy

He got caught with a gun in his pants

And it went off

He got it in a soft spot

You know he shoulda kept it locked

One week, you're the king of the world

The next day, it's a heart attack

It didn't take a whole army of men

You just ate one too many Big Macs

What a ride (Hey)

Doesn't take much to knock things up

What a ride

A miracle that it's yours

This baby's loaded

What a life (Hey)

Doesn't take much to lose it

What a ride

There's booty in the back

Living it like you own it

(Hey)

You're just a truck-driving son of a gun

Live it like you own it (Hey)

What a life

Live it like you own it

What a ride (Hey)

It doesn't take much to knock things up

What a ride

A miracle that is yours

This baby's loaded

What a life (Hey)

Doesn't take much to lose it

What a ride

There's booty in the back

Living it like you own it

(Huh)

Doesn't take much to lose it

There's booty in the back

Living it like you own it

Watch out, 'cause I'm cruising, I'm soaring

What a ride

Living it like you own it