Love Me Tenderly

I might have lost my leg in the war

What war?

The war of love

My girl's a real shark

I'm not gonna try to uh, debate it

Not everybody's perfect

My baby told me

"Darling if you can't get a pardon, better get a parole"

I told her I'd be out by morning

When the sun is dawning with a money roll

Ooh-wee, that gal's the gal for me

She, loves me tenderly

I walked with my brand new slacks

And my hair slicked back down to Donny's pier

Donny wants me to buy him a bottle

But I blew my wallet on a chandelier

All for, my loving gal Eleanor

Who loves the elderly

A bottle of scotch

A dime-sack and a diamond watch

Wouldn't you, like that?

A bottle of gin

A typewriter and a violin

Wouldn't you, like that?

Whoa!

James Felice on the piano, oh-oh-oh

Real talent

Alright Jimmy that's enough, let's wrap it up

Ooh-wee, that gal's the gal for me

She, loves me tenderly

I left my blue-eyed lady

And went with Tony Mercedes to the gambling room

I lost my diamond watch

But in the parking lot I took it back again

Oh man, you've got to understand

She, loves me tenderly

A bottle of scotch

A dime-sack and a diamond watch

Wouldn't you like that?

A bottle of gin (What?)

A typewriter and a violin

Wouldn't you like that?

A sunny day, a shotgun and a Chevrolet

Wouldn't you like that?

A painted scene of horses on the city green

Wouldn't you like that?

A microwave, a pillbox and a jack of spades

Wouldn't you like that?