2020

2020, I don't like you

Got me thinkin' I'd be better off without you

Yeah, you're toxic and like a crazy chick

I hate bein' inside you

All my plans are delayed, mask on my face

With my quarantine bae and she's six feet away

Fell in love back in March, we broke up in November

This a year I don't wanna remember

Everybody's pissed, Karen lost her shit

Amazon is lit, I buy stock in that bitch

Try to stay sober but turn into a bender

This a year I don't wanna remember

'Cause I don't wanna die in a lockdown

Yeah, I'm thankin' God for these doctors

And I ain't gonna lie, meetin' girls online

Got me feelin' like a stalker

2020, how about you go and fuck yourself?

You're the worst year of all time

Go and pick on someone else

I was ready to rock out

And now I'm hittin' my rock bottom

2020, all I wanna know

Is what's your fuckin' problem?

The clock was tickin' on climate change and you gave us TikTokers

The kids need role models, you gave us OnlyFans and fake knockers

We wanted The Bachelor, you gave us Pete the Pilot

And if Trump wasn't enough, you gave us the coronavirus

Now I got enough toilet paper to make a toilet paper bike

And a toilet paper kite, hell, I got a toilet paper wife

It's really hard to cut this bread with this toilet paper knife

This year been hella shitty, it's a toilet paper life

We lost Pop Smoke and Kobe and it wasn't even March yet

Forest fires goin' up just like our credit card debt

David Dobrik stopped vloggin', so I stopped laughin'

The only one that's killin' it is Carole fuckin' Baskin

All these gender reveal parties made me not wanna have sex

Man, this loneliness stings like those murder hornets

And Coachella got canceled, that's bad news for boobies

But Parasite won the Oscar (Damn, I love that movie)

Where were you when Charli and Dixie hit their first whoa?

6ix9ine's outta prison and he showed up at my home

My roommate fell in love with a pornstar

But that's good news for her 'cause Big Mike was born hard

Elon Musk named his baby using Wingdings

Jake slept Nate and they say he's still sleeping

Did Jack Harlow ever find out what was poppin'?

Can't believe the clubs are closed with all these girls WAPin'

Harry Styles wore a dress, y'all couldn't handle it

How the fuck am I the only one without a scandal yet?

Such a crazy year, can't believe we made it here

I just want it to be done 'sup, 2021?

2020, how about you go and fuck yourself?

You're the worst year of all time

Go and pick on someone else

I was ready to rock out

And now I'm hittin' my rock bottom

2020, all I wanna know

Is what's your fuckin' problem?

We drink, we smoke

We rock, we roll

We sink our boat

All with our mask on

We sing, we dance

We Zoom our parents

It's 2 p.m.

And I don't got no pants on

We eat, we sleep

We fuck, we clean

We need caffeine

All with our mask on

We drive, we cry

We must survive

It's 4 p.m.

I still got no pants on

2020, how about you go and fuck yourself?

You're the worst year of all time

Go and pick on someone else

I was ready to rock out

And now I'm hittin' my rock bottom

2020, all I wanna know

Is what's your fuckin' problem?