Murder at the Bingo Hall

It was a quiet night down at the gaming hall

Doubled up on cocaine and Adderall

The room full of smoke and the air so still

That I choked when I raised up both of my hands to yell "Bingo"

I was looking around trying to track down who the biggest threat would be

Seeing the fear in everybody's eyes, and apparently it was me

I guess I know why

I've been coming here cleaning house for the past few weeks

I was B-I-N-G-I-N-G, B-I-N-G-O

From the second I walked in I planned my attack

Three packets in hand, I sat at my usual table in back

He might've been calling the numbers, but I was calling the shots

After four in a row I jumped up and yelled

"Someone should call the cops, I'm killin' it"

Everyone sitting around like a people garden

Tension builds as the wrap up nears the end

This dabber is a weapon sending everyone to Bingo heaven

Held back by the numbers I don't have

Then the room got quiet

Everyone's breath was still

And it gave us the feeling

In our chest, that tightness, that only losing everything will

And the game begins now

Bingo

We were B-I-N-G-I-N-G, B-I-N-G-O

We were B-I-N-G-I-N-G, B-I-N-G-O

It's Wednesday night, we're gonna play Bingo