Featured In

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Alex Ratner
Alex Ratner
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Lloyd Kikoler
Lloyd Kikoler
Engineer

Lyrics

At 12:45, things took a turn in Bloomingdale's
I found myself a new life to pursue
At 12:45, as I would learn in Bloomingdale's
All I really wish for is a salad dish
For every day I spend with you!
You came to me from heaven like God's sweet manna
My Bloomingdale's beloved, my Belladonna
Belladonna you will be
Beauty queen of Napoli
Prada bags and Gucci suits
Dolce and Gabbana boots
Eat as much as you are able
All the food is farm-to-table
Life is an Italian fable
Since I fell for Belladonna!
"Belladonna," they will say,
"Look at how she's fading away
No one likes her Instagram
No one here could give a damn!
Maybe with a sense of humor
Loneliness would not consume her"
Think of every nasty rumor
They will tell of Belladonna!
Where would we move, cara mia?
Perugia, Bologna or Rome?
Without Pottery Barn and Ikea
How could you feel at home?
And who would you lunch with?
Who would you brunch with?
If there were a Crunch gym,
Who would you Crunch with?
Belladonna you should drink
Only thing to do, I think
You're disgraced, it's apropos
Poison is the way to go
Broken up like Brangelina
You can't sit with us, Regina!
Say a prayer for Signorina Gabrielle
It's been swell
Fare thee well
Miss Belladonna!
Written by: Alex Ratner
instagramSharePathic_arrow_out