Hard

How could a loser ever hope to mix

With a maneater in her own G6?

How could an ordinary guy with soul

Keep the affectations of a girl with scroll?

You know it's stupid, but you still persist

You know she doesn't mind a simple kiss

Now you're an option, and an option sucks

Go find a girl with a lack of bucks

You don't know what your asking for, my son

She's gonna crush you like a dinner bun

You couldn't help it if you even tried

She's gonna break you and you'll cry and cry

Even if you get her, she's a piece of work

I know I'm sounding like a total jerk

She's a Ferrari with the smoke windows

What kind of douchebag drives around in those?

It's gonna be hard on your heart

It's gonna be hell from the start

It's gonna be her way or the road

It's gonna be good for your soul

It's gonna be