The Worst Margarita of My Life

Lately things don't seem the same

I can't focus on anything

Sure, I'll go to the baseball game

I'll watch the players, I don't know their names

But I think I know what'll cheer me up

Some sweet chili heat in a cup

Mix it with a sweet and salty brew

For 15 dollars, it oughta do

But it was the worst margarita

The worst margarita

It was the worst margarita

Of my life

How could a team treat their fans like this?

They make their money, they don't give a shit

I swear it was flat Mountain Dew

Mixed with tequila for a noxious brew

Maybe I should just go buy a beer

Gaze at the distance from the upper tear

The air is hot and stagnant still

I'm three sips in, I think I had my fill

Of the worst margarita

The worst margarita

It was the worst margarita

Of my life

Some corn chips and yellow sludge

I pound a dog, I don't give a fudge

This always happens, I know it will

I leave the park feeling physically ill

The parking lot tonight is moving slow

Drunk drivers with nowhere to go

We may maybe have to wait a while

Sober up now, boys, in single file

From the worst margarita

The worst margarita

It was the worst margarita

Of my life