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Parson Jones & Just Jack - Flat Earth Theme [Official Animated Video]
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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Parson Jones
Parson Jones
Performer
Just Jack
Just Jack
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Kerry Fogarty
Kerry Fogarty
Songwriter
Jack Allsopp
Jack Allsopp
Songwriter

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I met a girl named Bertha, she said she was a flat-earther
On her way to the conference, I said, "You know that that's nonsense"
She said, "This shit is not nonsense, you don't even know
Have you heard my silence?"
I said, "What about science?"
And she said, "Science don't gimme no love"
[Verse 2]
I got talking to Linda, she was out on a bender
Flicking through Tinder, I said, "How's that working for you?"
She said, "It's not working, it's regret and embarrassment lurking
But it's late and I'm lonely and hurting
And where else can I get me some love?"
[Verse 3]
Holding on for dear life
Always the bridesmaid, but never the bride
A billion tiny islands in the ocean
All these characters I dream, variations on a theme
Variations on a theme
Variations on a theme
[Verse 4]
I met a boy called Casper
He's a worldwide traveler
Talking about ayahuasca
As he stares into his pasta
He said, "I probably shouldn't fly so much
Probably shouldn't get high so much
But I'm a lonely hedonist and my therapist says
I need to find ways to love myself"
[Verse 5]
How could I forget Brian?
Opened the floodgates without even trying
I missed my stop on that train
'Cause I got a lot of time for a grown man crying
Well, he said, "She loves me and I love him, and he loves she"
Still spinning the bottle on the topmost shelf
And looking for love like everyone else
[Verse 6]
Holding on for dear life
Always the bridesmaid, but never the bride
A billion tiny islands in the ocean
All these characters I dream, variations on a theme
Variations on a theme
Variations on a theme
[Verse 7]
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life
(Like everyone else)
Holding on for dear life
(Like everyone else)
Holding on for dear life
(Like everyone else)
Holding on for dear life
(Like everyone else)
Holding on for dear life
(Like everyone else)
Holding on for dear life
(Like everyone else)
Holding on for dear life
(Like everyone else)
Holding on for dear life
(Like everyone else)
Holding on for dear life
(Like everyone else)
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life
Written by: Kerry Fogarty, Jack Allsopp

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