Basildon (feat. Joe James)

Oh, this one's got me

Aye, you know when you're like 14, yeah?

And you buck a Basildon ting

And you take her to cinema or maybe a bowling

And then you take her to East for a good Chinese

But really it's a shite Chinese

And then you see couple racist yutes and they're like

"Yeah, what the fuck you doin' with a black boy, love?"

And then you just like spit in their face

Like, "Bruv, don't make me penny you right here"

And then you just penny them and then go home and it's like

"That was a crackin' night, weren't it, love?"

And she's like, "You're a bit of a madman"

Ooh, don't tell me this is how you're doing me, KwolleM

Got me feeling all blue-ish (Blue, blue, blue, blue)

It's jazzy, it's so good, yeah

Got me feeling like Muddy and Howlin', blue

Anytime I hold ting, babe come through

Then I realise that my wifey's true

She's a one-a-one, that much is true

This one pepper like a peanut soup

When you put three bonnets and you let that stew, yeah

Bro called me up like, "Joe

I just had a dream, it was like 2030

Whole gang rich, think man distinct

Everything nice, you, Catch and Afeen"

I was like like, "Bro, that's kin

'Cause I just had a dream

All of the mandem free

Offered you dues, still a gap in my tooth

I think that we just saw the future's theme

Uh, take man to school

I'll take the piss like urinal

Mahogany finish on the new rifle

You gotta be kidding, I'm the hood Bible

Take man for fool

Is it cah my gat made you think I'm a goof

Till I come through like doof! doof! doof!

Leave a badman just lookin' confused

Likkle man, this right hook won't tickle man

More like see your cheek just ripple, man

And cripple man

From the inside out like sickle, man

I'm silly a lot

Alright, alright

Just see it there

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Take man to school

I take the piss like urinal

Mahogany finish on the new rifle

You gotta be kidding, I'm the Bible