Britney Bitch

Lately, I've been feeling like a pop star

Nails done, Catwoman with the cat claws (Yah)

I no longer drive race cars

Realized you need a spaceship to be a superstar (Zoom)

I wanna live like Britney

Dye my hair blonde

Wear clothes that don't fit me (Bitch)

Or maybe I can be Fergie

Big girls don't cry

But I'll cry if you hurt me

Actually, I wanna be Gwen Stefani

Hollaback at the boys

No doubt they'll be on me (Where the boys at?)

Live the life of the party

New age icon going up, you can't stop me

If you need a friend you can call me

But hurry up, don't stall me

So we can live life like "Britney, bitch!"

In a lavish house 'cause we're filthy rich

If you need a friend you can call me

But hurry up, don't stall me

So we can live life like "Britney, bitch!"

In a lavish house 'cause we're filthy rich

Cruising down Chicago

I just won the lotto

I might whip out the Tesla

Only drive that bitch on auto

Flying down the highway

I do what I say

Somebody get their girl

She hit me up on MySpace

And I seen Gabe and Ty

Whipping in the Bimmer

We peel off like tangerines

Got me feeling like a fever

Then we ball out

Till we fall down

On the floor

Just crashed all my cars

So I bought me some more

You look like just my type

Would it be a crime to ask what you're doing tonight?

I think it'd be a crime if it's not with me

I know we just met but it's meant to be (Because)

By day I'm a pop star

At shows I'm a rockstar

Skateboard P

Catch me standing on a cop car

Full blown heartthrob

But you probably knew that

Usually more humble

Tonight I had to cool that

Do I want our love to grow (Duh!)

Am I gonna stress it though? (Uh)

Probably not, if you're down let me know

You can pick the place and the time and I'll go

If you need a friend you can call me

But hurry up, don't stall me

So we can live life like "Britney, bitch!"

In a lavish house 'cause we're filthy rich

If you need a friend you can call me

But hurry up, don't stall me

So we can live life like "Britney, bitch!"

In a lavish house 'cause we're filthy rich