I Am The Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me As we are all together See how they run like pigs in the sky See how they run I'm crying Shiting on a corn flake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Mister shity policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how the fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, Goo goo goo g'joob Expert, texpert chocking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide I'm crying Semolina Pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel towe Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, Goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, Goo goo goo g'joob Joob, jooba, joob, joob Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper Everybody's got one Everybody's got one Everybody's got one Everybody's got one