Top Songs By Thomas Csorba
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Thomas Csorba
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Ed Rush
Songwriter
George Cromarty
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Beau Patrick Bedford
Producer
Lyrics
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
As long as I’ve got my Plastic Jesus
Riding in the dashboard of my car
Clothed in colors pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark cause she’s iridescent
She’ll go with you when you travel far
So get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones, sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Going 90, I ain’t scary
Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won’t go to hell
Oklahoma down to San Antonia
35, my river of Jordan,
Not a worry along the way.
Dallas, Texas to Tennessee,
Plastic Jesus rides with me,
Bobbing his head down the interstate.
When I’m in a traffic jam,
He don’t care if I say “damn”,
I can let all my curses roll.
Cause Plastic Jesus doesn’t hear
Because he has a plastic ear.
The man who invented plastic saved my soul.
When I’m gone a’fornicatin’,
I’ve got out my ceramic Satan
Sitting on the dashboard of my car.
Women know I’m on the level
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
Sitting on the dashboard of my car.
If I’m caught driving fast at night
Policemen think I’m very tight.
They never find my weed,
Though they ask.
Plastic Jesus shelters me,
For his head screws off, you see,
The perfect place for me to hide my stash.
Written by: Ed Rush, George Cromarty