Main Wahi Hoon

Are alpha beta gamma theta

Tere bhai ne sabko pita (Bhaga bhaga ke)

Apke liye aaye hain specially (Hanji hanji)

Karma (Ya) aur Raftaar

Yeh gaana unke liye hai

Jo mere saath school mein the

(Kaise ho bhaiyo)

Aur unke liye jo abhi bhi school mein hain

(Padho aur badho)

Bhai jab tak school mein hoo na

Maze lelo

(Hello)

Aur jab main school mein the na

Jab main school mein tha

Milta chaar ka samosa tha

Saat ki thi pepsi

Dus ka bin masala dosa tha

Har mahine akhiri shani ko milte dus rupay

Aur usme maine yaaro ko

Jo bhi mila parosa tha

Main khulle dil ka tab bhi tha

Khulle dil ka ab bhi hoon

Jo doosri mein saath the

Main ab bhi un ka dhabbi hoon (Jigri jigri)

Ab bhi khappi hoon

Ab bhi hoon main sher dil

Mic pe hoon Moose Wala

Waise Rabbi Shergill

Calm hoke apne kaam pe main dhyaan doon

Na faltu ka gyaan doon

Na faltu bayaan doon

Jhoot bola ho kabhi toh abhi jaan doon

Karta na main bitch

Na beech doosron ke tang doon

Yaani chugliyon ko beech wali ungli utthi

Bachon ke liye hai rap mera Mughli Ghutti

Ho gayi hai chhutti balla maine rakh liya

Aata hoon Karma sala ball leke bhag liya

(Main wahi hoon)

Piche waali seat wala

Paper'on mein cheat wala

Khota sikka dheeth saala

(Main wahi hoon)

Matha mera heat wala

Choti baatein peet dala

Swag pura street wala

(Main wahi hoon)

Piche waali seat wala

Paper'on mein cheat wala

Khota sikka dheeth saala

(Main wahi hoon)

Matha mera heat wala

Choti baatein peet dala

Swag jab main school mein

Jab main school mein tha

Tab samosa pahuncha chhe par

Main coffee waali chai peeta tha

Mocha keh kar

Ab mauke pe main mocha le ke

Usko bhi pilaata hoon

Main tab baawla tha

Mujhko tab nahi tha banna rapper

(Yaar main tab chota tha na)

Tab main pehle crush ke sath toh main

Jaa raha tha barsaati mein

Wo thi apni chhate mein

Kyunki baarish bhot thi

Toffee di haath mein

Kehri ye ni khaati main

Nakhre thi dikhaati

Par mujhme khaarish bhot thi (Wow)

Khwaashiyein bhot thi

Aur khujli thi ye chauthi mein

Jaise ghar ko lauti

Boli mumma ko bolungi

Bacha main naughty

Aur tabhi fatti bhot thi

Phir usse baatein rok di

And now she follows me

Ab uski job ki saheliyon ka main chaheta

Maangti hain number FB pe

Main ni deta

Mann to bhot kahaniyan sunadu

Par main ball leke aa gaya na

Bhai bat hi dega

(Main wahi hoon)

Piche waali seat wala

Paper'on mein cheat wala

Khota sikka dheeth saala

(Main wahi hoon)

Matha mera heat wala

Choti baatein peet dala

Swag pura street wala

(Main wahi hoon)

Piche wali seat wala

Paper'on mein cheat wala

Khota sikka dheeth saala

(Main wahi hoon)

Matha mera heat wala

Choti baatein peet dala

Swag

(Main wahi hoon)

Haan jab main school mein tha

(Main wahi hoon)

Haan jab main school mein tha

(Main wahi hoon)

Jab main school mein tha

(Main wahi hoon)

Karma aur Raftaar