Bonehead's Bank Holiday (Remastered)

You know I need a little break

To get away for a holiday

So I can see the sun

'Cause in the sun, they say it's fun

If you get some

Well, I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane

Or I could steal a car

'Cause in a car, you can go far

Just depends what kind of car you are

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I met a funny looking girl on a crowded beach in Spain

Her name was Avaline

She said she came to Spain to have a good time

But she was with her mum who had a face like a nun in pain

She said her name was Dot

She didn't half talk a lot

I couldn't tell if she was mad or not

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Don't you know? I should have stayed in England

On my polluted beach with all my special friends

And don't you know? I should have stayed in England

With my big house and my big car

And all my friends, they're at the bar

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You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday

So I can see the sun

'Cause in the sun, they say it's fun

If you get some

Well, I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane

Or I could steal a car

'Cause in a car, you can go far

Just depends what kind of car you are

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (What kind of car you are)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (What kind of car you are)

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