That's Just My Crazy Dog

I can’t leave the house

You start acting a fool now

I gotta take you out

It’s always about you now

If I tell you no you start talking back

Where they do that at

Swear to God sometimes you act like a cat

You so sensitive

All up in my bed watching television aye

You won’t even eat your food now

Unless I warm it up for ya

Lookin at me like Puppy Chow

You better throw some more meat up on it

If I let your leash go

Man you be like zoom zoom

Go me out here chasing you

People looking at me like

Look at that fool

That’s just my crazy dog

That’s just my crazy dog

That’s just my crazy dog

That’s just my crazy dog

Come here aye

Come here you lil crazy dog

Come here aye

Come here you lil crazy dog aye

Woke up to my dog doing yoga

Lookin at me like Namaste

I couldn’t leave til it was over

I’m like dog I gotta work today

You so bougie

Gotta get your hair and your nails did

Every toy gotta be chewy

If it ain’t you ain’t playin wit it

When you see me eating something

You act calm like a good doggy

Yeah I know you want some of it

Taking little bites man I know you want more of it

You be on the couch all laid back

Swear to God sometimes you act like a cat

If I tell you get down you just throw a fit

Start barking at me I ain’t putting up with it

If I let you off the leash right

You walk off like you ain’t coming back

You up in the streets creeping late night

Scratching on the door like I’m back

If I don’t let you in

You start barking

Especially if I live in apartments

So loud waking up my friends

So I just let you in cause

That’s just my crazy dog

That’s just my crazy dog

That’s just my crazy dog

That’s just my crazy dog

Come here aye

Come here you lil crazy dog

Come here aye

Come here you lil crazy dog aye