Big Gay Hands

Well it was Friday night and you know that means

We were going downtown, we were checking out the scene

And we walked right past a tavern decorated with a sign

Glowing blue and it said open so we thought we'd step inside

You were standing in the corner when I first laid eyes on you

With a couple old guys you were shooting some pool

And I couldn't help but notice how you held that cue

Made me wonder what else you know how to do

'Cause you're a hottie

So won't you take those big gay hands and

Put 'em on my body

You're a hottie

So won't you take those big gay hands and

Well let me tell you my side of things!

Me and Luce were cutting loose, we were the stars of the floor

Next thing I know I turn around and she wasn't where she was before

That's when the corner caught my eye and in an old Budweiser mirror

I saw her talking to someone saying some stuff I couldn't hear

You're a hottie

So won't you take those big gay hands and put 'em on my body

You're a hottie

So won't you take those big gay hands and

You make a tall can look like it's regular size

And I keep starin' at you baby

'Cause I can't believe my eyes

You're a hottie

So won't you take those big gay hands and put 'em on my body

You're a hottie

So won't you take those big gay hands and

You're a hottie

So won't you take those big gay hands and put 'em on my body

You're a hottie

So won't you take those big gay hands and