If I Was a Bar

I'd have an all-night happy hour with the coldest beer in town

La-Z-Boys for bar stools and taps that don't run out

I'd have every kind of whiskey and that one red wine you don't like

The kind of place you'd never be caught dead inside

If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive

I'd have a little buzz in my neon light

I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'

With a fiddle and a steel guitar

I wouldn't have this broken heart

Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard

I wouldn't be fallin' this apart

If I was a bar

I'd have a songs you hated jukebox for all my friends to sing

And every game that's ever played on way too big TVs

I'd have your picture on the dart board and let your exes drink for free

If I was a bar, that's the kind of bar I'd be

If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive

I'd have a little buzz in my neon light

I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'

With a fiddle and a steel guitar

I wouldn't have this broken heart

Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard

I wouldn't be fallin' this apart

If I was a bar

If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive

I'd have a little buzz in my neon light

I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'

With a fiddle and a steel guitar

I wouldn't have this broken heart

Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard

I wouldn't be fallin' this apart

If I was a bar

I wouldn't be fallin' this apart

If I was a bar, yeah