How to Make Friends

Ayo, this shit is all jokes so like

 Shut the fuck up

 Ayo, tell Eminem to shave his beard and get back on that vicodin

 Bleach his hair and call both his mother and wife a ‘bitch’

 When I see Lil Xan, I’ll be ready to get violent

 He’s got a gun but when he sees me, he’s just gonna slice his wrists

 I don’t need to fight Lil Baby, I did the research

 Just slip a perc in his drink watch him die from a seizure

 The fuck I look like asking for a Chance feature?

 I’ma force his wife and daughter to rock a Kazuo t-shirt

 I’ll cheat on Cardi B and probably never feel pitiful

 Then snitch on 6ix9ine for some shit he didn’t do

 I don’t give a fuck, shit on my life I want hate

 The type to do a drive by on an ex/X, Jahseh

 When it gets ugly my face will be still pretty

 I’ll jump Chris Brown in the body of Lil Dicky

 While wearing some Fenty makeup as Karreuche chills with me

 Forcing Royalty to watch then afterwards kill Trippie

 Yeah  yeah, I’m an asshole but I bag hoes

 I’ll lynch the new Kanye while rocking a Klan robe

 And have the sound of him choking later used as a sample

 By the old Kanye like *choke* (he fucking snapped bro)

 I don’t got much to lose and got nothing to prove

 So, get out my way I got fuck shit to do

 Y’all mind if I wild out? (Hell no)

 Y’all mind if I wild out? (Hell no)

 Yo switch the beat

 I don’t got much to lose and got nothing to prove

 So, get out my way I got fuck shit to do

 Y’all mind if I wild out?

 Y’all mind if I wild out?

 Okay okay okay, my shits so fire Drake probably wanna jack it

 I’ll go to France, find his hidden son then kidnap him

 I’ll fuck Kylie while having a session with Travis

 Then collab with Brockhampton and call Kevin a fa-ntastic artist, 

 Damn I love to start shit

 Lets just admit it, French Montana is retarded

 He’s the weakest out the BX, him and Russ are fucking garbage

 Y’all already knew that let me go to another topic

 I don’t give a fuck if Logic will never like me

 Cause he look the type to think mayonnaise is spicy

 Biracial my ass look at his skin complexion

 Every time that **** says ‘****’ I get offended

 NF is the reason I’m a proud as fuck athiest

 Play his shit? I’d rather fuck James Charles with Jay Z lips

 I won’t fight Yachty even though i got the meanest hook

 I’ll tie him to a chair and makes his dumbass read a book

 I wanna slap Anderson Paak’s forehead

 That **** make great music though, no more said

 I’ll bring Rocky back to Sweden for torment

 I’m pissed that still we don’t have no Iggy porn yet

 I don’t got much to lose and got nothing to prove

 So, get out my way I got fuck shit to do

 Y’all mind if I wild out? (Hell no)

 Y’all mind if I wild out? (Hell no)

 Yo switch the beat

 I don’t got much to lose and got nothing to prove

 So, get out my way I got fuck shit to do

 Y’all mind if I wild out?

 Y’all mind if I wild out?

 Listen Cole and Kendrick y’all may be the most respected

 All the shit y’all showns impressive, yo dead ass there’s no contesting

 Aura, presence, flow, inflections, guarantees y’all both are legends

 But this is an open letter showing I’m the dopest present

 And my sole intentions to go from no attention to going reckless

 Taking over the culture setting bars so high it’s over heavens

 Copacetic pure aesthetics, coming from the Tokyo peasant

 A force to reckon that’ll overdose on coke due to chronic formed depression

 Don’t you get it? Cordae got a rival, it’s me

 Fuck a Big Sean album I’d rather die in my sleep

 Shit that **** better swing Jhene Aiko to me

 Gimme the word I’ll fucking go and snuff Tyler for free

 Yo If Rico really nasty I’ma shit in her mouth

 If I gotta collab with Curry for some infinite clout

 Then just like a Nicki verse I’ll be skipping it, ouch

 Fuck Carti I’m the biggest ignant dick and I’m proud

 I’ll call up every Blood to run up on Vince Staples

 Then he’ll really be a Crip (leave that **** disabled)

 I’ll be the one to shoot Nas, you old heads are trash 

 And then force y’all to listen to Lil Wayne while getting stabbed